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Leggings & Uggs: Who decided this was acceptable?

by Jes Moroney
03.22.2008

Athens, GA is an amazing place to be for any girl interested in fashion. The downtown area has some of the best boutiques around, with a constant array of new designs and fun style ideas. While some of the stores are admittedly a bit pricey, it’s usually very easy to find a bargain on whatever new wardrobe addition you’re currently pursuing. From the eclectic selection of Agora to the pretty dresses of Fortson’s, Athens has something to offer any woman who seeks to adorn her body with clothing. Why then, in a town with so many adorable clothing options, do the women of Athens insist upon wearing the most hideous garment combination imaginable: leggings and Uggs?

 

I ride the Milledge Avenue bus route to and from campus. Tragically enough, I have seen someone on that bus wearing the Uggs and leggings combo at least once every single day this semester. Whenever I witness this atrocity, I cannot help but ponder the motivation behind an act so heinous. Is it too hard to throw on a pair of jeans? Why do you insist upon showing me your panty line or (even worse) the leggings burying themselves in the deep crevice of your behind? At first I thought it was sheer laziness- perhaps these young ladies just don’t have the time or energy to put on pants that require zipping or to throw pair of shorts over the leggings and resultant panty line. But then I realized that there are many other options (casual dresses, sweatpants, elastic-waisted skirts) that actually require less effort than leggings! So if it isn’t convenience- and we know that it certainly isn’t fashion- why are these girls insisting upon wearing leggings as an excuse for actual pants?

 

The next item of concern in this combination is obviously the Uggs. Are you an Eskimo? Has the climate of Athens suddenly changed to one that requires footwear that protects from extreme cold but offers no protection against rain or snow? Last time I checked, the coldest it gets in Athens is about 20 degrees in the early morning hours of winter days, and this temperature is certainly not one that requires the use of such footwear. The most important question I can ask is, “Why do you feel that this type of shoe makes it acceptable for you to go out in public without proper pants on?” I truly do not understand what power Uggs have that allows them to cancel out the need for a decent covering of the female undercarriage.

 

That said, I strongly encourage the young women of Athens to reconsider their wardrobe choices when they feel that urge to go out in public bedecked in leggings and Uggs. I beg you to throw on a pair of proper pants. I assure you, no one will find you less attractive or think you are any less sexy if you attend your classes with adequately concealed body parts. Please take advantage of the lovely stores of downtown Athens and buy both something that will cover your butt and footwear that serves a purpose other than taking up too much space in your closet.

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